I’m Alexis and I am the perfect phone sex tease you didn’t even know you needed. There are a lot of reasons why I’d never give you the time of day without you paying me. I’ll be more than happy to go over those reasons in explicit detail when you get on the phone and call me. But you’re just getting generalizations now because you’re not going to fucking touch yourself and cum before you even get on the phone with me. You may not even get to jerk off once you’re on the phone with me. It just depends on my mood and how nicely you ask me if you can. I’m not of the opinion that you deserve to wank off just because you want to. Why should I be subjected to having to listen to that kind of nonsense if I don’t want to? I really shouldn’t.
Sometimes I love teasing losers like you by telling you all of the things I would do with anyone who isn’t you. You know, real men who know what to do with a woman like me. Someone who wouldn’t barely see me naked and empty his balls in his underwear. I mean, I get it – I’m a total smoke show. But it doesn’t matter if you’re a loser and you can’t help how quickly you cum. I’m still going to make fun of you for it and tease you with all of the things you want with me but will never, ever have. When you’re ready to talk to the perfect phone sex tease, you need to get on the phone with Alexis at 1 888 72 KINKY. Oh, and if you think that I’ll stop teasing you and give in, you’d better fucking think again. It will not be happening.
