I know that GFE phone sex is all the rage these days, but I keep seeing all kinds of younger girls saying how much they love it. But you’re an older gentleman, right? Those young pussies are nice for fucking since you love them nice and tight, but for conversation? Do you think you’ll even have anything in common with someone who texts all day and is obsessed with learning the newest Taylor Swift songs out there while she yells “Like, OMG this is like… amazing”? No, I don’t think so, either. So I guess it’s a good thing that there are old broads like me out there ready and waiting to take your call. And don’t worry, I still have holes that will make you cum just as hard as any younger little thing would. You can trust me – would I lie to you about a thing like that?
What kind of things would you like to talk about when you call me up for GFE phone sex, baby? Do you need to tell someone about your long day before you jerk off and go to sleep? I’m here to listen and help you get off. And we can talk about anything you need to, also. I’m not one to tell people what they should or shouldn’t wank off to. Honestly, what kind of fun would that be? That’s right, none at all! So we can talk about the weather, current events, your job, or whatever you want and then I’ll make you cum like a good phone sex girlfriend and you can go to sleep. Just make sure you ask to talk to Caroline when you get on the phone and dial 1 888 72 KINKY. I’ll be waiting to make that cock squirt like a water pistol.
