I have guys call me all the time for kinky phone sex and it’s one of my favorite kinds of calls. I guess because it can go any number of ways and trust me, you guys always keep me guessing. Just when I think I’ve heard everything, someone will call me and I get to learn all about a fetish I’ve never heard of, much less talked about. Does that sound like your cup of tea? I hope so, because it really is mine! You don’t have to be worried that you’ll offend me, either. There’s not one damn thing you could ever talk about that would offend me, so please don’t hesitate to let that freak flag fly, baby! Let’s get wild and crazy together. I can’t even tell you how excited it would make me to hear about a fantasy you have never talked about to anyone else.
Do you have something like that in your repertoire? I fucking hope so because I get bored fairly easily. Don’t get me wrong. I love talking about regular sex, but sometimes kinky phone sex is the only thing that will do. It’s the only thing that will get me off. So, call me up and tell me about some taboo fantasy you have. Who have you been jerking off to that society would frown upon if they found out? I won’t frown on it or cancel you. I’ll celebrate how brave you are for telling me about it. That alone is enough to get me off. You won’t even have to do anything special. Let’s just get on the phone and talk about what makes you horny and I’ll make sure you cum buckets, sexy! I’m ready and waiting when you are. Call me now at 1 888 72 KINKY and ask for Fern.